About Us
Welcome to the Council of Extraordinary Bureaucrats, the most efficient and least effective administrative body in the world!
Our mission is to create more paperwork, to collect more forms, and to generate more meetings. We're like a never-ending, soul-sucking vortex of tedium.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who live for the thrill of the red pen, the rush of the stamp, and the satisfaction of a well-placed "no" in the middle of a meeting.
Our motto? "We're not here to make things happen, we're here to make things not happen, but in a very, very slow and painful way."