SOCKGOV TERMS
We, the benevolent overlords of SOCKGOV, have taken the liberty of crafting a set of terms that you, the plebeian user, are required to abide by. Failure to comply will result in dire consequences, including but not limited to:
- Being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
- Having your internet speeds throttled toประก a minimalist 56k.
- Being forced to eat a diet of solely government-issue canned peas.
- Being subject to random and unpredictable bouts of bureaucratic red tape.