Judges' Decision-Making Process
It's not just about being right, it's about being louder
Our esteemed judges have a rigorous process for deciding your fate. It involves:
- Reading your appeal letter, while sipping on a latte
- Staring at the ceiling for 5 minutes to ensure they've thought of everything
- Consulting the ancient tome of Judicially Correct Procedure
- Rolling a dice to determine the outcome (results not guaranteed)
- Pressing the 'Decide Now' button, while shouting 'It's settled!'
And that's it. Simple, yet effective.
Phase 1: Initial Impression
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Phase 2: The Latte Break
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Phase 3: The Ancient Tome of Justice