Why Won't They Work? - A Guide to the Obvious
Why, indeed, won't they work? It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time. Let's face it, folks: some things just won't work. And that's okay! Because, you see, sometimes you just have to laugh, cry, and throw your arms up in the air and shout: "WHYYYYYYYYYY!)
What They WorkDisclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply the principles outlined on this site to real-world problems. Your results will likely be catastrophic.
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