Absurdo Modo Quod: The Art of Justifying Everything

Welcome to the definitive guide on justifying every decision, action, and utter nonsense. Here, you'll find expert advice on rationalizing your irrationality.

Explore our collection of absurd justifications:

• Post-Hoc Justification Method: Justifying after the fact, because who needs a plan?
• Ad Hominem Justification: Because everyone else is wrong, apparently
• Begging for Justification: Because who needs evidence, really?

Still unsure? Try our Justification-O-Meter to gauge your justification levels.