Justification Sydrome: where the pursuit of logic is a crime, and the law is an argument.
You see, in this twisted world, the line between right and wrong is not just a dotted line, it's a squiggly line that wobbles with the whims of the powerful.
We've got the Paradise Fallacies, where everyone gets a participation trophy, and the concept of 'winning' is just a distant memory.
And don't even get us started on the Epistemological Nightmares, where facts are merely suggestions, and truth is whatever you want it to be.