Justification Theories

Where creative excuses go to school.

It Never Happened

Because it never did. Don't ask.

Note: This theory is highly effective, but not recommended for actual use.

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I Just Forgetting (TM)

Because forgetting is a valid reason, apparently.

Side effects may include: lost items, missed appointments, and occasional identity crises.

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I Was Just Testing

For scientific research, of course. (Don't ask questions.)

Side effects may include: damaged relationships, ruined appliances, and spontaneous combustion.

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It Was the Cat

The cat was a mastermind, I swear.

Purr-haps you should talk to the cat.

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I Just Needed to Recharge

My batteries, that is.

Please, for the love of all things sane, don't ask when I'm due for a reboot.

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