Justification Theories
Where creative excuses go to school.
It Never Happened
Because it never did. Don't ask.
Note: This theory is highly effective, but not recommended for actual use.
Back to Creative ExcusesI Just Forgetting (TM)
Because forgetting is a valid reason, apparently.
Side effects may include: lost items, missed appointments, and occasional identity crises.
Back to Creative ExcusesI Was Just Testing
For scientific research, of course. (Don't ask questions.)
Side effects may include: damaged relationships, ruined appliances, and spontaneous combustion.
Back to Creative ExcusesIt Was the Cat
The cat was a mastermind, I swear.
Purr-haps you should talk to the cat.
Back to Creative ExcusesI Just Needed to Recharge
My batteries, that is.
Please, for the love of all things sane, don't ask when I'm due for a reboot.
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