Justifications For Nothing
Reasons to do absolutely nothing productive
We specialize in creating justifications for doing the bare minimum. Our experts have spent years studying the art of doing nothing, and have developed a range of services to help you justify your lack of productivity.
Our services include:
- Justifying your video game marathons as "research"
- Crafting elaborate excuses for your lack of participation in social events
- Developing complex theories to explain away your procrastination habits
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