Welcome to our special edition of Justifications for Nothing, where we explore the utterly useless, yet strangely compelling, justifications for doing absolutely nothing.
Today, we're talking about sunburns. Specifically, sunburns as a guarantee for a fun day at the beach.
Think about it: what's more fun than a nice, crispy sunburn to accompany your beach umbrella, ice cream, and questionable life choices?
It's like nature's own personal warning label, saying, "Hey, you know what would be great? A painful, blistering, potentially-ruining-your-skin sunburn!"
And don't even get us started on the bragging rights you'll earn from telling your friends about your sunburn. It's like a badge of honor, a symbol of your commitment to doing absolutely nothing productive with your day.
So, go ahead and soak up that sun like it's going out of style, and don't let a little pain and discomfort stand in your way. It's all part of the fun!
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