A Justification for Why I'm Still on the Couch

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the annoying notifications.

I'm just recharging my batteries, one episode of cat video at a time.

Research suggests that taking a break can improve productivity... in my case, it's just called "procrastination research."

Plus, someone has to keep the snacking industry in business. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

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