Overthinking Illness: The Justification for Nothing

Because, let's face it, sometimes you're just not sick

But, you know, maybe it's just a minor cold or something.

Or maybe you just need to reorganize your sock drawer.

Or perhaps you're allergic to productivity?

Anyway, here are some phantom ailments to consider:

• Phantom Ache (the pain of actually doing work)
• Phantom Itch (when you just can't seem to get a decent night's sleep)
• Phantom Burden (the weight of responsibility, but only if you're feeling lazy)