We're not actually paranoid, no, not at all. We're just... very cautious. And our agents are watching you. Don't mind the black helicopters.
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We have 47 cameras, 23 microphones, and an entire wing dedicated to monitoring your snack preferences. You're not a suspect, you're just... being profiled.
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