Justifications for Nothing: A Treatise on the Art of Procrastination

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! This esteemed tome is a collection of justifications for doing nothing. Because let's be real, who needs productivity when you've got a good excuse?

Doing nothing is not lazy, it's just efficient.

Putting it off is a form of creative expression.

And so, we present to you, a catalog of the most ingenious, the most airtight, and the most utterly useless justifications for not doing anything.

Because, let's face it, who needs results when you've got a perfectly good reason not to bother?