Justifications for Doing the Bare Minimum

Because, let's be real, who needs to put in actual effort?

Here's a list of completely valid reasons for phoning it in:

• I'm not really sure what I'm doing, so I'm just going to wing it.
• I'd rather be playing video games, but that's not an option.
• I'm allergic to productivity.
• I'm waiting for a better opportunity to do nothing, and that's just around the corner.
• I'm on a secret mission to see how long I can go without accomplishing anything.

And if you're still not convinced:

Check out our Epic Fail section for more examples.

Or, if you're feeling particularly unambitious:

Go ahead and just take a nap instead.