Justifications 3: The Subpage of Unfettered Reasoning
The Art of Saying "I'm Right, You're Wrong"
Welcome to Justifications 3, where the pursuit of truth is a mere formality. Here, we've compiled the most airtight, unwavering, and completely unassailable justifications for why you're wrong, and why we're right.
Browse our carefully curated collection of:
The Justification Matrix: A Grid of Utter Certitude
A comprehensive chart of every possible way to be wrong, and why.
| Column 1 | Column 2 | Column 3 |
|---|---|---|
| Wrongness Level | Reason for Being Wrong | Justification for Why It Matters |
| 100% | We said so | You wouldn't know the difference, so don't try |
| 99% | We have Google | It's not like we're going to fact-check or anything |