Justifications: Goals of Jomts

Because, you know, we have goals

Our Goals

We, the Jomts, have a few goals. Okay, maybe not a few. Maybe a dozen or two.

  1. Eradicate all unnecessary whitespace in our code.
  2. Make our CSS so bloated it crashes the browser.
  3. Write a script that generates an infinite loop of cat videos.
  4. Invent a font that looks like it was written in blood.
  5. Create a 3D model of a pixelated hamster in a spaceship.
  6. Build a working, functional, non-functional, working, functional... uh, you get the idea.
  7. Hold a bake sale for our favorite programming language, JavaScript.
  8. Host a coding competition where the only prize is a participation trophy.
  9. Write a novel that's just a bunch of random words.
  10. Hold a séance to contact our ancestors, the great programmers.
  11. Make a machine learning model that predicts the exact time our server will crash.

And, of course, our shortcuts page, where we list all the shortcuts we took to get here.