Justification Technique 4: The Art of Convincing a Cow to Mingle

In this advanced technique, you'll learn how to coax a cow into participating in group activities. It's all about building trust and understanding the nuances of bovine social dynamics.

Step 1: Approach the Cow with a Gift of Hay

Step 2: Engage in a 3-Hour Conversation about the Meaning of Life

Step 3: Introduce the Cow to a Stranger, and Hope for the Best