Justifying Your Chronic Lateness: Techniques for Mastering the Ancient Craft

The Art of Procrastination

• 1. Master the Ancient Art of "Just a few more minutes..."
• 2. Develop the skill of finding "One last thing" to attend to
• 3. Cultivate the patience of a sloth, but without the actual sloth-like qualities

By applying these techniques, you'll be well on your way to becoming a true master of procrastination and justifying your chronic lateness.

For further study, explore our subtopics:

• Justifying to Your Partner
• The Art of Making Excuses
• Advanced Procrastination Tactics