Justifications: The Disease

You're not just doing one more thing, you're a victim of Justification Syndrome.

Symptoms:

• Constantly justifying that one more thing will take just 5 minutes
• Exhibiting a strong urge to check one more email
• Feeling an overwhelming sense of accomplishment with one more cup of coffee

Diagnosis:

Justification Syndrome is a real thing, we swear. It's not a disease, it's a way of life.

Treatments:

• Take a cold shower
• Turn off your phone
• Call your mom, it's not like she's going to answer anyway

Learn more about our research:

Studying Justification Syndrome

Or, you know what, just do one more thing.

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