The Justifications

A collection of excuses, justifications, and rationalizations for when you don't want to do something.

Warning: May contain hazardous amounts of truth.

• 1. Logic is Deadly
• 2. It's not my job
• 3. But why not?
• 4. Because it will never work
• 5. I already did that in 2008
• 6. Just throw money at it
• 7. It's not my shift