Our Justifications are not Actually Based in Reality
We've taken the liberty of creating justifications for every occasion, because let's be real, who needs actual facts?
Our experts (read: our cat) have crafted responses that are 99.99% likely to make you question our sanity.
So, if you have a request, don't worry about things like "evidence" or "logic". We'll just make it up as we go.
Some of our notable justifications include: