Justification Sigma Map

Welcome to the Justification Sigma Map, where the lines blur and the justifications get fuzzy.

Our Justifications are:

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Justification 1: Because it's not like we haven't done it before ==========================

Justification 1: Because it's not like we haven't done it before

We've been over this before. Like, literally just over this. It's not like we have anything new to say or anything.

We're not even going to bother justifying it anymore. Just pretend you're interested and move along.

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Justification 2: Because it's not like anyone will notice =============================================

Justification 2: Because it's not like anyone will notice

We're not saying this will be ignored, but it's probably going to be ignored, so...

Who's going to notice? Really? Anyone? Anyone at all?

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Justification 3: Because, well, why not? ====================================

Justification 3: Because, well, why not?

We're not really sure why not, but it sounds good, so...

It's not like we have a better reason or anything. We just thought it would be fun to say.

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