Overthinking: The Ultimate Excuse for Doing Nothing

"I'm not procrastinating, I'm simply re-organizing my thoughts." - The Procrastination Master

Are you tired of being productive? Do you find yourself constantly overthinking every little thing? Well, congratulations! You're a master of the art of doing nothing. This is a support group for people like you, who need to justify their lack of productivity.

			if (overthinking == true) {
				do-nothing = true;
			}
		

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix."

			def justify_yourselv:
				print("I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just taking a strategic time-out.")
		

Therapy Sessions

Our licensed therapist, Dr. Procrastinationstein, will guide you through a series of exercises designed to help you master the art of doing nothing.