Recipe 2: The Paradoxical Buttercream

Ingredients:

1 cup of Time-Traveling Buttercream Mix (available at your local convenience store)
1/4 cup of Self-Realization Sauce (don't even try to find it, it's a paradox)
1/2 cup of Existential Dread Whipped Cream (comes in a can, don't worry)
1 pinch of Free Will (you'll never have it, but it's a fun garnish)

Step 1: Prepare the Time-Traveling Buttercream Mix

Combine Time-Traveling Buttercream Mix, Self-Realization Sauce, and Existential Dread Whipped Cream in a bowl. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes.

Step 2: Add Free Will as a garnish

Realize that Free Will is actually a myth. Sprinkle it on top anyway. It's aesthetics.

Step 3: Serve and Enjoy (or don't)

The Paradoxical Buttercream is a culinary experience that will haunt you for the rest of your days.

Or will it?

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