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The Quantum Entanglement Omelette: A Breakfast of Unparalleled Proportions

Warning: This omelette may cause spontaneous quantum fluctuations in your taste buds.

Entanglement is a state in which particles become connected across spacetime, defying classical notions of space and time. And we've managed to entangle it with an egg.

Ingredients:

1 egg
1 cup entangled particles (quantum fluctuations guaranteed)
1 tsp non-sequitur salt
1 tbsp butter (optional, but not really)

Instructions:

Crack the egg.
Flip it into another dimension.
Add non-sequitur salt.
Optional: Add butter.
Quantum fluctuate the omelette until it's cooked.

Side effects may include:

Unpredictable flavor profiles
Spontaneous combustion of nearby objects
Quantum entanglement with your kitchen utensils

View our Superposition Scrambled Eggs for a variation on the theme.

Or, if you dare, try The Paradoxical Omelette for a truly mind-bending culinary experience.

Disclaimer: The Quantum Entanglement Omelette is not responsible for any damage to your sanity or local fabric of spacetime.