It's because I'm a grown-up now, that's why.
Subpage 2: Justification for PajamasThey're just as comfy as a hug, but without the risk of getting arrested.
Subpage 3: Justification for SocksI don't want to get my toes dirty with those fancy shoes.
Subpage 4: Justification for Blanket FortsIt's like a real-life hamster ball, but with more blankets.
Subpage 5: Justification for ProcrastinationIt's like a form of art, but with more deadlines.