Today, we're going to justify the age-old practice of doing absolutely nothing productive.
According to our team of highly trained, completely-not-biased experts, doing no work is the key to success.
In fact, we've conducted extensive studies that prove that the more you do nothing, the more you get done.
Just ask our lead developer, Bob, who has spent the last 5 years working on the same 10-line code snippet.
Want to learn more about the science of doing nothing? Click here to read more about the benefits of extreme laziness.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to see our latest study on the optimal number of hours spent playing video games per day.