Quantum Justifications: The Technobabble Dictionary

When in doubt, invoke the Q-Tech principle: "It's not just a theory, it's a probability!"

Subquantum Concepts:

• Superpositioning: When multiple justifications exist, but you can't quite decide which one to use.
• Many-Worlds Interpretation: When you've got a justification, but it's not the only one.
• Super-Superpositioning: When you're not even sure what you're justifying.