Trans-Dimensional Techno-Babble Dictionary

Trans-Dimensional

adj. Pertaining to the realm of higher-order space-time paradoxes and impossible geometry.

Techno-Babble

noun. A term describing a sequence of technologically-related buzzwords and buzzphrases, typically used to explain complex concepts using pseudo-scientific jargon.

Example: "We're experiencing a temporal rift in the chrono-displacement matrix, which is causing our trans-dimensional transceivers to malfunction."

Terminus-Terminus

interj. The sound of a technobabble speaker reaching the end of its allotted 30-second time slot.