Periodicity Theories: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Wait

Wave Theory: The Art of Riding the Wave of Life

Based on the idea that life is a never-ending wave, Wave Theory dictates that one should just go with the flow and see where the wave takes them.

Chaos Theories for when the wave gets too choppy.

Incrementalism: The Methodical Approach

Incrementalism is all about taking it one step at a time. Break down large tasks into smaller, more manageable chunks and voilà! You're justifying the unjustifyable.

Paradoxical Theories for when you need a little bit of cognitive dissonance.

Occam's Razor's Cousin: The Principle of Least Effort

When in doubt, just do the thing that requires the least amount of effort. After all, who needs to be efficient when you can be... relatively efficient?

Bureaucratic Theories for when the system is against you.

Procrastination by Design: The Art of Putting it Off Till Later

Procrastination by Design is all about intentionally delaying tasks until they become absolutely, utterly, and completely unmanageable. It's like a beautiful, never-ending staircase of excuses.

Epihanies of Inefficiency for when you just can't even.

Justify and Hide: The Time-Tested Method of Hiding Behind a Bureaucratic Smokescreen

When all else fails, just hide behind a nice, thick layer of red tape and voilà! Your problems are someone else's problem now.