In the year 3050, the world has reached peak justensitivity, and the workplace is no exception. Employees are constantly striving for justistency, but it's a slippery slope.
Our company, Justistency Inc., specializes in providing consulting services to help you achieve justistency in the workplace. Our team of experts will guide you through the process of justifying your existence and the meaning of your work.
But beware, justistency can be a double-edged sword. Our CEO, Mr. Johnson, has been known to justify his love of neon pink suits by claiming they are "inspiring." Don't get caught up in the justistency vortex, or you'll end up like him.