Ken's Razily Scams: A Timeline

Phase 1: 2008-2010 - The Early Years

Ken's Razily Scams was founded by the enigmatic Ken, who had a vision of creating a platform for selling questionable life insurance policies. With the help of his trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking parrot named Steve, they set up a makeshift website in a cramped closet in Ken's parents' house.

The early years were marked by a string of failed business ventures, including "Get Rich or Die Tries", a pyramid scheme that promised unrealistic returns on investments in artisanal jam.

Despite the setbacks, Ken and Steve persevered, and their determination paid off when they managed to scam a few hundred dollars from a gullible relative.

Phase 2: 2011-2013 - The Golden Years

With the help of a new business partner, a shady character known only as "The Accountant", Ken's Razily Scams expanded its operations, selling dubious tax-avoidance schemes to unsuspecting small business owners.

They also introduced their flagship product, "Ken's Amazing Health Supplements", which promised to cure everything from acne to zits.

The company's profits soared as people from all over the world clamored to get their hands on these "miracle" products.

However, things started to go south when a few customers complained about the products' side effects, including but not limited to:

Phase 3: 2014-2015 - The Fall of Ken's Empire

A series of high-profile lawsuits from disgruntled customers and a visit from the authorities forced Ken's Razily Scams into bankruptcy.

The company's assets were seized, and its website was shut down.

However, Ken and Steve managed to escape with a small stash of cash and a collection of novelty whoopee cushions, which they still use to this day.

Read on to see how Ken's Razily Scams rose from the ashes...

Phase 4: 2016-2018 - The Phoenix Rises