Where I attempted to create the perfect sock puppet, but ended up with a talking eggplant
I mean, who needs a functioning sock puppet when you can have a sentient eggplant in a sock?
Current Status: Abandoned, but not forgotten
A 3D printer mishap resulted in the world's most fragile castle
It's a castle, but not really a castle, because it's made of plastic and keeps falling apart
Current Status: Rebuilt, but still fragile
I tried to make a toaster that prints your selfie onto your toast, but it just printed my face on fire
It's still a great idea, but I'm waiting for the patent to expire so I can rebrand it as a toaster that prints your favorite memes
Current Status: In development, but mostly just a fire hazard
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