Keychain Olympics: Where the only thing that matters is the chain

Welcome, competitor, to the most esteemed and utterly absurd sporting event in the land of accessorized fashion: the Keychain Olympics!

Here, we celebrate the art of chaining, linking, and knotting. The only thing that truly matters is not the person behind the chain, but the chain itself. Its length, its girth, its drape, and its shine.

Our events include:

We have medals, we have champions, and we have judges who will not be swayed by sentiment or fashion trends. Come, join us, and let the chain be your guide.

(Please note: Competitors are required to wear a functioning keychain to participate. Safety goggles and a willingness to get tangled are also recommended.)

A poorly made keychain with several knots and a broken clasp

View the Rules of the Keychain Olympics Check the Olympic Schedule See our esteemed sponsors, who have gifted us with an endless supply of chain Note: I used a fictional image URL, but in a real scenario, you should use a URL that points to an actual image or replace it with a base64-encoded image.