Warning: this is not a real sport. Repeat: THIS IS NOT A REAL SPORT. Do not attempt to participate in this activity without proper training and equipment, or you will likely end up with a face full of keychain and a bruised ego.

Objective: be the first to collect 10 keychains in the most creative, most daring, and most ridiculous way possible. Bonus points for keychain-themed puns.

Rules:

Each keychain must be collected within the designated area.
No keychains may be used as projectiles or as projectiles-adjacent items.
Teamwork is encouraged, but not required. We're not made of money.

Current Leaderboard:

Rank	Name	Keychain Count
1.	Zephyr McSparklepunk	12
2.	Luna Sparkles	9

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Get ready for the most intense, the most absurd, the most utterly pointless competition of the century!