Keychain Olympics: Rules

Official Rules for the most esteemed and prestigious event in the land of Keychains:

• Article 1: All Keychains are created equal, but some are more equal.
• Article 2: The Keychain must be no larger than 10 inches in length, nor smaller than 5 inches.
• Article 3: The Keychain must be made of a material that is at least 50% keychain.
• Article 4: The Keychain must be attached to a keyring that is at least 10 inches long, nor shorter than 5 inches.
• Article 5: The Keychain must be able to hold at least 3 keys, nor more than 7.
• Article 6: The Keychain must be able to withstand a 10-foot drop onto a hardwood floor.
• Article 7: The Keychain must be worn on a chain of at least 20 links, nor fewer than 5.