**Kilo-Byte Kitchen: Where Size Doesn't Matter**

Welcome to the Kilo-Byte Kitchen, where every meal is a megabite!

We're not your average restaurant, folks. We don't just serve food, we serve attitude! Our menu is full of kilo-byte sized portions that will leave you feeling like you're in a world of trouble!

Our specials include the "Byte-Sized Burger" ($10.99) - a juicy beef patty served on a bun the size of a small car tire, and the "Kilo-Megabyte Salad" ($14.99) - a mix of fresh greens, topped with a slice of gouda cheese that's roughly the size of a postage stamp!

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