Welcome, fellow kitchen novices! This guide is for you. Here are some secret ingredients to add to your meals that will make them truly unforgettable.
// Don't try this at home
// Unless you want to
// In that case, go for it!
// Add 1 cup of ketchup to your scrambled eggs
// And 2 cups of mayonnaise to your pizza
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