Knife-Dreams Knife-Market: The Cutting Board of Your Wildest Fears

Where the knives are sharper than your expectations

Featured Knives:

Butter Knife of Despair

This knife is so sharp, it'll cut your dreams in half.

Knife of Despair

For when your dreams are just not cutting it.

Special Offers:

Buy one knife, get one free (if you can find one)
Knife sharpening services starting at $20
Free knife storage for the first 100 customers