Knife-Fightin' 101: Advanced Stabbin' Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt to replicate the stabs shown on this site. They may be too advanced for novice knife-fighters. Proceed with caution.

Learn the Butterfly Kick, a classic advanced technique that will leave your opponents flailing like a fish out of water.

Master the Dagger Dodge, a move so swift and silent, it'll make your opponents wonder if they ever even got stabbed at all.

Unleash your inner Knife-Fighting-Fu Master, a mystical technique that combines the power of a thousand suns with the finesse of a cat in a bathtub.

A picture of a cat with a knife, because why not?

Learn the Sneaky Saboteur, a technique so underhanded, it's like your opponents never even knew what hit 'em.