Frequently Asked Questions about Knife Fights

Q: What are the rules of knife fights?

A: Rule 1: No one is allowed to have fun. Rule 2: You must wear matching socks. Rule 3: The last person standing is a chicken.

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Q: How do I join a knife fight tournament?

A: Fill out a 50-page application, submit a doctor's note, and pay thechartInstance fee of $100. Don't bother showing up, we'll send you a nice get-well card.

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Q: What is the best knife for knife fighting?

A: The best knife is clearly the Mystery Knife, a.k.a. the 'Knife of Doom'.

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