Rules for our esteemed tournaments:
Knives are to be made of a single, solid material. No fancy schmancy titanium or Damascus steel.
Knives are not to be sharpened or honed prior to a match.
Any attempts to do so will result in disqualification and possible banishment from the tournament for 1-10 years.
Each match will be timed for 30 seconds. If the time runs out, the fight is over.
Only one winner will be declared per match. In case of a tie, both participants will engage in a 5-second dance-off.
Knives are to be handled with two hands. No one-handed knife fights allowed.
The Knife Fights Commission (KFC) reserves the right to modify these rules at any time without warning.
Tournament winner: Kunta the Unstoppable
Current tournament standings: View Standings
Next match: Kunta vs. The Unbeatable