Knife Fights Tournaments: Broken Rules

Rule 1: Thou shalt not stab thyself in the foot

Repeatedly breaking this rule will result in a lifetime ban from all knife fight tournaments.

Rule 2: Thou shalt use a real blade, or at least one that looks like one

Using a toy knife or a spatula will not be tolerated. You will be laughed at.

Rule 3: Thou shalt not fight during commercial breaks

We take our breaks seriously. Don't even think about it.

And remember: Our sponsors pay us to have rules.