Reading List for the Aspiring Knife Juggler

1. Hold and Release: The Fundamentals - Master the basic grip and release technique.

2. Visualizing the Pattern - Learn to see the knives, not just the blades.

3. Keeping Pace: The Art of Syncopation - Juggle to the beat, or in this case, the hum of a nearby blender.

4. Falling Safely: The Art of Crash Landing - Because, let's face it, you will fall.

5. Psychological Preparation: The Mind Games - Prepare yourself for the mental strain of juggling multiple knives while thinking 'what have I done?'

Start with these essential techniques, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a knife juggling master!