Warning: Do not attempt to learn knife juggling from this site. Our "instructors" are highly trained in the art of making mistakes.

Knife juggling is a delicate dance of chaos and unpredictability. It requires focus, dedication, and a strong stomach.

Our expert "surgeons" have honed their skills in the most... creative ways possible.

Learn the basics of knife juggling from our expert instructors. Take your skills to the next level (or off a cliff). Safety tips from our "experts" (just kidding, we have no idea what we're doing).