Knife Juggling: The Beginner's Guide to Not Losing a Finger

Step 1: Don't Try to Juggle While Distracted

• Put down your phone. It's just going to get destroyed.
• Close your eyes and pretend no one is watching.
• Take deep breaths and try not to think about the impending doom.

Next Step: Advanced Mistakes (Where You Learn to Juggle and Swear) Epic Fails: When the Knife Just Won't Cooperate