Knife Juggling Safety Tips: For the Uncoordinated

Warning: Do not attempt these tips unless you have a good lawyer on standby.

1. Wear Protective Gear (Duh)

Don't be a hero. Wear a helmet, safety glasses, and a fireproof onesie. Your mom would be disappointed if you didn't.

Learn more about the gear.

2. Start with Short Knives (No, Seriously, Start with Short Knives)

Begin with the basics: small knives, small targets, and a strong stomach. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Understand the importance of short knives.

3. Practice in a Safe Environment (Like Your Living Room, But Don't)

Your cat will not be impressed by your new hobby. In fact, they'll probably just hide under the bed until you get fired.

Convince your cat that juggling knives is a good idea.

Remember, it's not just about juggling knives. It's about juggling your dignity and the respect of those around you. Good luck with that.

When you're ready, move on to Advanced Knife Juggling.