Hold the knife like you're holding your heart. No, seriously, hold it like you're holding your heart, but with more grip.
Learn more about Stabs!Use the tip, not the heel! It's like dancing, but with more sharp things.
Explore the world of Gentlemanly Slices!Chop like you mean it. Like you're chopping through the noise, through the distractions, through the existential dread.
Discover the art of Precision Jabs!Remember, practice makes perfect. Or at least, practice makes you less likely to cut yourself in the kitchen.
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