Q: What is a knife trick?
A: A knife trick is a series of precise and calculated movements used to slice, dice, and juggle knives with reckless abandon. It is not, however, a good idea to try these tricks at home, unless you have extensive experience with knives and are not planning on cutting anything important.
Q: How do I learn knife tricks?
A: Start by practicing with a dull butter knife and a block of cheddar. Work your way up to sharper blades and softer cheeses. Never, ever, attempt to juggle live animals.
Q: Are there any safety concerns I should be aware of?
A: Oh, you bet your last dollar there are. Never cut anything that is not explicitly approved for cutting, and always cut away from children and pets. Also, do not cut while wearing a fedora or a ascot. That's just a bad look.
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