Welcome, fellow oathkeeper, to the most unrelenting, the most unyielding, the most utterly unapologetic Blade-Shops of Knivesville! Where our blades are so sharp, they'll cut you down, not just the air!
Our shop offers a wide range of knives for every possible purpose: for cutting, for stabbing, for... Well, you get the idea. We've got:
The Knife-o-matic 3000. A behemoth of a blade, capable of slicing, dicing, and juggling (just don't try that, trust us). Comes with a free side of "I told you so."
Read our review of the Knife-o-matic 3000!
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